14 Things Only Girls with Big Breasts Understand

People have a habit of finding one or two physical qualities to remember about a person. When describing me, you might say “the one with the blonde hair” or “the one with all the flower tattoos”. Far easier, though, to point out my big boobs.

As a woman with bigger breasts, I thought something dedicated to my larger chested sisters would  be nice. Did I miss anything?

1. Putting on a bra has become an Olympic sport

2. Running without the proper equipment is a no-go.

Those times when you have to chase down a bus or run across the street have me scared about my safety. No one wants a black eye! Running without a sports bra (or two in my case) means a lot of bouncing, holding things down, and then readjusting for the tenth time that day. I once ran across the street, holding down my breasts to have my self from a double nip slip, only to look up an realize that everyone waiting in traffic was getting a free show of my fondling boobies.

3. Clearly the designers of button-up shirts forget that not everyone woman is part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

4. Wearing a low cut top never looks appropriate.

5. You’ve heard every big-titty joke in the book.

6. Wearing the wrong type of dress or top will make you look humongous

But if you wear something that shows off your tiny waist, everyone silently praises and/or judges you for having large breasts.

 

7. Finding a bra that fits properly is always a challenge

Not only is it extremely difficult to find one, but you’ll have to take out a loan to afford it.

8. It’s pretty easy to tell when everyone is staring at your breasts.

A simple V-neck or scoop neckline turns into something only acceptable at the club.

9. An under wire bra is a must, but being stabbed by that wire until you bleed isn’t fun.

10. Wearing a bikini is basically like playing a game of “When will my nipple pop out?”

11. Wearing more than one sports bra at a time is pretty normal.

How else are you supposed to protect yourself?

12. The quad-boob.

An ill fitting bra plus one wrong move = four small boobs instead of two big ones.

13. Wearing a push-up bra might make the girls explode

Ladies who already have a lot of natural cleavage don’t really need to push their boobs up. You could be looking at a boobie explosion.

14. When you tell people about the possibility of getting a breast reduction, it’s like bringing up Voldemort with a bunch of wizards at Hogwarts.

Like it’s such a shock for a woman to want to relieve some of her constant pain.

 

 

 

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